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Future Watch
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold on...... 6102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17
Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 40942366, your office 7645 2302
and your mobile is 014 266 2566. Which number are you calling
from now Sir?
C ustomer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high
blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes"
from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family siz ones then,
how much will that cost?
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is $49.99
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit
card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since
October last year. That's not including the late payment charges
on your housing loan, Sir.
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and
withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached
your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash
ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can
always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " Wat !"
Operator : "According to the details in system , you own a
scooter, ...registration number B3337BZ..."
Customer: " *'!^ *%^**%^I7*"
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July
1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman... ?"
Customer: [Speechless]
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3
free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records
you're also diabetic....... "
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Now This is definitely things may see in the Future
The Thing is if We see the Humor in it... can also See Pizza Hut
Would also maybe be Saving Our Lives also
Now thats Talking Future watch here
So Keep Smiling hope You Liked it
ThanksJerSooz.com
PS:
Hold the Anchovies The Salt
Hey Not to Good for Your High Blood Pressure