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Ø Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. Ø If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. Ø If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. Ø If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. Ø If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. Ø If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the moth Ø If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. Ø If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. Ø If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. Ø If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line. Ø If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone, and mother's maiden name. Ø If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0. Ø If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. Ø If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. Ø If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you. Ø If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down &cry. You won't be crazy forever. Ø If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. Author; Dr Vikram We mean nothing malicious and no harm to anyone suffering mental problems. This is light humor and if it is found offensive by some please remember this is only a joke. JerSooz Enterprises |